January 23, 2011

Today's Observation: transvestite crackheads in HB are humorous, but don't exactly give good advice. I was told today to replace a man with a flyswatter because the flyswatter will listen to me better. On what planet do flyswatters have the ability to listen and follow directions? Besides, I'd still have to use my own energy to swat. Now an automatic kitty litter box is a different story.